Send a Pigeon!
Would you like to contact Brandon? Just fill out this handy form in triplicate, submit a blood sample, stand in line for six hours, and then go home and pray for a response!
If the stars are in the correct position, then you will receive a reply in 6-8 weeks via carrier pigeon, provided the postal service isn’t backlogged. If it is, then a note tied to an arrow might be substituted.
Or, ya know, email or something.